he's a pisser...

scene: a carb-loaded dinner of grilled chicken fajitas, mexican rice, and refried beans for dinner, eating outside, enjoying the awesome weather and the beginning sunset

me: mmmmm. this yummy. thanks for all of your great help making it!

shortstack [rubbing his chest & tummy]: mmmm. my tummy feels the same way. i am getting full. [leans back, pats belly] pretty soon my tummy will be as BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG as *insert name of family friend with big beer belly here* 's

i don't remember if i said anything to him or not. but i do know that i gave up trying not to laugh, and i did grab the camera...but like most other moments like this, the funny stuff was over by the time the camera came out.