adult entertainment

my mom called earlier today while i was using nasty chemicals to take the paint off shortstack's bedroom door. she asked me what i was doing, and i just couldn't resist...

'i am giving the neighborhood a show—i’m strippin' in the driveway.'
'well, you ARE a disgrace to womanhood, so what can they say?!?'

[a few months ago, our neighbor called me a disgrace to womanhood—without getting into it now, let's just say it's become quite the running joke around here. thanks for the entertainment, neighbors!]