set your tivo!

know any middle-aged white stereotypical self-righteous judgmentals who think the nearby housing development is a 'slum' because they heard some people playing ‘that rap music’ and a tiny percentage of the thirty units are occupied by relatively unsavory characters who cause some minor (if you mind your own business...) issues every now and then??? (wait—are they talking about the duplexes or your place??? hmmm.)

help is on the way! we are now screening participants for the most raw, kick in the pants, eye-opening reality television experience in the history of mankind—OPERATION SLUMDROP! so your nominee thinks they know what a real ghetto is? we’ll set the mood and acclimate the participant by putting on some tame, top 40 type hip-hop & rap selections. then we’ll set out on a whirlwind tour, starting mild, in someplace not unlike downtown allentown pa and work our up to the more hardened areas like compton. hey—isn’t that where all those gangstah rapper people are from??? we’ll finish up by dropping the participants via helicopter to the ‘hood chosen by the fateful spin of the slum wheel. will they last longer than 15 seconds? will they be able to make it and become a straight out gangbanger or rise to the ranks of slumlord? who knows. but hopefully they will come away with a very valuable lesson about snap judgments and some perspective about places with some hard-core issues. and maybe when they find out you nominated them, they'll MOVE.