you know you married the right person

when one 18 minute, 48 second phone conversation about everything from work and the daily grind to, 'i had a discussion about private parts with shortstack yesterday' and 'holy crap i really, really, REALLY don't want shortstack to get caught up in drugs' somehow pulls the train wreck of completely unrelated thoughts in your brain back into an organized line of cars that can actually move forward along the track and make it a little bit closer to the final destination.